Two of a kind - Volume One

It's a hot night. Outside the windows, the cicadas are scraping like a thousand carpenters on speed. And it's just so fucking hot. So I close my eyes, and I go swimming again. Heat

There's nothing like a promotion to make your day. Unless it's a new secretary to go with it. One who really knows her Office Etiquette.

'So how come you never laid me?'. The middle of a bank raid may not be the best time to ask - especially when you're the ones doing the raiding. But sometimes, a girl just has to know. You can Bank on it.

Erotic art shows aren't bad gigs - especially when you're part of the art. But sometimes you get drawn, and sometimes - well. Picture this. . .

There's a place. A place where the login screen says 'We think Heisenberg had Principles - but we're not sure'. A place where people know why you can't send a cat to Mars. A place where people who get it can go - and get more. Like their asses Virtually whipped as well. Because we're Geeks - Geeks with Strap-itude. Sub-Light