Private Heller and the Bantam Boys

In time for the 100th anniversary of America’s entry into the First World War, Private Heller and the Bantam Boys—based on Heller’s long-hidden diary—tells the tale of a group of privileged yet naïve Princeton University students and their big, brawny Midwestern farm boy interloper, Ralph Heller. To them, war is a grand adventure not to be missed, and they enlist as medics and ambulance drivers (think Hemingway and dos Passos) to make sure they can get to France before the war ends. These college boys go about their training filled with idealism and bravado and, despite constant marching and drilling, absolutely no preparation for what they’re about to face.
When their transport ship comes under U-boat attack off the Welsh coast, the idea that they could get killed before they reach the front begins to sink in. Once in France, and with a seemingly unlimited supply of red wine (water is for crops and animals), and hormone-fueled high spirits, the Bantam Boys are ready for anything that comes their way. Or so they think.
Devastation touches all, as they enter a hell of mud, rats, poison gas, flying lead, and rotting corpses where they’re just as likely in the confusion of No Man’s Land to end up heading toward the Germans rather than away from them. From the comic to the horrific, Private Heller and the Bantam Boys will touch readers of all ages.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue:The Guns of June--00
Chapter 1:Count Me In!--00
Chapter 2:Move out, Lobsters!--00
Chapter 3:Those Devious Huns--00
Chapter 4:Where’s the Stupid War?--00
Chapter 5:Where the Hell are We?--00
Chapter 6:Pray Like You Mean it--00
Chapter 7: Holy Shit!--00
Chapter 8:The Breast of Paris--00
Chapter 9:For One Night the Killing Stopped--00
Chapter 10: Screwed, Blued and Tattooed--00
Chapter 11:Springtime Slaughter--00
Chapter 12:A Time to Die--00
Chapter 13: I’m Not Going to Make It--00
Chapter 14:All Dead on the Western Front--00
Chapter 15:From Hell and Back--00
War Statistics/ Quote from On Killing—00
Poem/Providence—00
The Author--00
Appendix (Names of the Battle Creek Boys)—00
Acknowledgments--00
Ambulance Corps Service World War I Memorial, Allentown, PA--00