A Sociopath's Guide to a Successful Marriage

'Lalla Rook is ruthless, unapologetic and shamelessly murderous, you're going to love her' Gillian McAllister

'A wickedly dark and hilarious debut . . . witty, wise and wildly entertaining' Alice Feeney

'The most wildly entertaining novel you'll read this year: suspenseful but funny, shocking yet stylish' A. J. Finn

'I devoured this razor-sharp, darkly funny thriller. . . Look no further for your new favourite anti-hero' John Marrs

'Wickedly, wickedly funny . . . It's a pure delight to read'
William Shaw

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There's a dead body in my living room.

I've not called the police because it was I who stabbed him. Seven times in all. The truth is, it's surprisingly difficult to dispatch someone with a vegetable knife.

In case you're wondering, the dead man is not my husband. I do resent our pitiful sex life and his woeful lack of ambition, but I wouldn't murder him for it. Not yet, anyway.

Right now, I have far more pressing concerns: scheming to get my daughter into the perfect school; buying my dream home in Hampstead; and disposing of a corpse.

A woman's work is never done. I've created the perfect life - and I'll kill to keep it.

'This one is a wild ride, but in the best way possible . . . What a main character! ! ! ! '

'Perfection to read . . . such a good ride'

'An incredibly fun read! A one-of-a-kind main character . . . I honestly couldn't get enough of her. Twisty, sharp, and wildly entertaining'

'Witty and wild . . . an unforgettable female protagonist finding her own way through some very bad days'

'Totally chaotic and that's why I adored it . . . chock full of twists and turns'