The (nearly) true confessions of Jamie Kelly.
Dear whoever is Reading My Dumb Diary
Are you sure you're supposed to be reading someone else's diary? Maybe I told you that you could, so that's OK. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it.
Dear Dumb Diary,
School was OK today. Angeline got her hair tangled up in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse - who is now one of my main heroes - snipped half a metre of silky blonde hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right.
Dear whoever is Reading My Dumb Diary
Are you sure you're supposed to be reading someone else's diary? Maybe I told you that you could, so that's OK. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it.
Dear Dumb Diary,
School was OK today. Angeline got her hair tangled up in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse - who is now one of my main heroes - snipped half a metre of silky blonde hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right.
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Middle schooler Jamie Kelly returns with another dumb diary: "You'll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say." -Knight Ridder Tribune
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It's true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline's flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she's lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline's failure to not be perfect.
Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her. . .
Praise for New York Times-bestselling author Jim Benton's books
"An amusing antic sensibility." -Publishers Weekly
"Preteens will be onboard immediately." -Kirkus Reviews
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It's true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline's flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she's lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline's failure to not be perfect.
Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her. . .
Praise for New York Times-bestselling author Jim Benton's books
"An amusing antic sensibility." -Publishers Weekly
"Preteens will be onboard immediately." -Kirkus Reviews