Patagonia Clatterbottom, the headteacher of Pirate School, is having a birthday. She takes the children to shop for a party and they are ambushed by the children of the School for Young Highwaypersons who take all the food. But Master Skittershins, the dancing master, secretly trains them in high kicks, etc and they go back to fight-dance the highwaypersons. They get the party food back and all ends happily when the highwaypersons turn up at the ship - but this time to join in the party.
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Patagonia Clatterbottom is very cross. Other pirates have ambushed the Pirate School's food. So, she's going to teach the children - Smudge, Flo, Ziggy and Corkella - how to make a proper pirate attack and get their food back.
But things go wrong, and all the teachers are captured! Luckily the children have a plan - and some friendly dolphins are helping as well.
Jeremy Strong knows just what children like and just what makes them laugh. Be prepared for giggles!
Jeremy Strong's Pirate School: The Bun Gun was featured in the brand-new series of Jackanory.