Kama Pootra

Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits. Kama Pootra is the ultimate poop gag gift for adults.

The average human performs approximately 25, 000 bowel movements in their lifetime. Sadly, most people never depart from the first poop position they were taught as children. However, there exists another way - fifty-two, in fact!

The Kama Pootra is the authoritative educational guide for a new and exciting pooping experience, a governing handbook of free-thinking bathroom conduct. Within these pages, students will find new positions for home or work, alone or with friends, with or without the use of common household items. These lessons are the first step on the tiled path to an enlightened bathroom experience.

Place it on the porcelain throne in your guest bathroom for a laugh or give it as a raunchy white elephant gift to a family member. Either way, the Kama Pootra is the perfect poop gag gift for men - or anyone who can't help but giggle at funny poop gifts. There's an entire world of poo-sitions to explore!

Contents
Acknowledgments                       vii
Introduction                             ix
Solo                                      1
The Gold Standard                         3
The Thinker                              4
90 Degrees                               7
The Lotus                                8
The Reverse                             11
The Breast Exam                          12
The Airplane Crash                       15
Spread Eagle                             16
The Torpedo                             19
The Pike                                20
The Crab                                23
The Cannonball                          24
Frisk                                   27
Naked                                  28
The Butterfly                            31
Runner's Poop                           32
Poolside                                35
Skydive                                36
The Captain                             39
The Pommel Horse                        40
One Cheek Lean                          43
Leapfrog                                44
Doggystyle                              47
High Crouch                             48
Missionary Position                       51
Group Positions                           53
Wedding Night                          55
Foot Massage                            56
Wheelbarrow                            59
The Reverse Heimlich                      60
The Cheerleader                          63
Positions with Toys                        65
Guitar                                  67
Kitty Style                              68
Brooklyn Style                           71
Your Dad's Position                       72
Heroin (Mr Brownstone)                   75
The Foodie                              76
Weight Lifting                           79
The Giga-Flop                            80
The Writer                              83
Phone Poop                             84
The New York Breakfast                    87
Gas Mask                               88
Specialty Positions                        91
Public Toilet                             93
In the Dark                              94
Camping                                97
Port-o-Poop                             98
Outhouse                              101
The Mile High Club                      102
Mirrors                                105
A Poop Abroad                          106
Aromatherapy                          109
Tantric                                110
Conclusion                            113
About the Author                       115