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Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits. Kama Pootra is the ultimate poop gag gift for adults.
The average human performs approximately 25, 000 bowel movements in their lifetime. Sadly, most people never depart from the first poop position they were taught as children. However, there exists another way - fifty-two, in fact!
The Kama Pootra is the authoritative educational guide for a new and exciting pooping experience, a governing handbook of free-thinking bathroom conduct. Within these pages, students will find new positions for home or work, alone or with friends, with or without the use of common household items. These lessons are the first step on the tiled path to an enlightened bathroom experience.
Place it on the porcelain throne in your guest bathroom for a laugh or give it as a raunchy white elephant gift to a family member. Either way, the Kama Pootra is the perfect poop gag gift for men - or anyone who can''t help but giggle at funny poop gifts. There''s an entire world of poo-sitions to explore!
Inhaltsverzeichnis
Contents
Acknowledgments vii
Introduction ix
Solo 1
The Gold Standard 3
The Thinker 4
90 Degrees 7
The Lotus 8
The Reverse 11
The Breast Exam 12
The Airplane Crash 15
Spread Eagle 16
The Torpedo 19
The Pike 20
The Crab 23
The Cannonball 24
Frisk 27
Naked 28
The Butterfly 31
Runner's Poop 32
Poolside 35
Skydive 36
The Captain 39
The Pommel Horse 40
One Cheek Lean 43
Leapfrog 44
Doggystyle 47
High Crouch 48
Missionary Position 51
Group Positions 53
Wedding Night 55
Foot Massage 56
Wheelbarrow 59
The Reverse Heimlich 60
The Cheerleader 63
Positions with Toys 65
Guitar 67
Kitty Style 68
Brooklyn Style 71
Your Dad's Position 72
Heroin (Mr Brownstone) 75
The Foodie 76
Weight Lifting 79
The Giga-Flop 80
The Writer 83
Phone Poop 84
The New York Breakfast 87
Gas Mask 88
Specialty Positions 91
Public Toilet 93
In the Dark 94
Camping 97
Port-o-Poop 98
Outhouse 101
The Mile High Club 102
Mirrors 105
A Poop Abroad 106
Aromatherapy 109
Tantric 110
Conclusion 113
About the Author 115
Acknowledgments vii
Introduction ix
Solo 1
The Gold Standard 3
The Thinker 4
90 Degrees 7
The Lotus 8
The Reverse 11
The Breast Exam 12
The Airplane Crash 15
Spread Eagle 16
The Torpedo 19
The Pike 20
The Crab 23
The Cannonball 24
Frisk 27
Naked 28
The Butterfly 31
Runner's Poop 32
Poolside 35
Skydive 36
The Captain 39
The Pommel Horse 40
One Cheek Lean 43
Leapfrog 44
Doggystyle 47
High Crouch 48
Missionary Position 51
Group Positions 53
Wedding Night 55
Foot Massage 56
Wheelbarrow 59
The Reverse Heimlich 60
The Cheerleader 63
Positions with Toys 65
Guitar 67
Kitty Style 68
Brooklyn Style 71
Your Dad's Position 72
Heroin (Mr Brownstone) 75
The Foodie 76
Weight Lifting 79
The Giga-Flop 80
The Writer 83
Phone Poop 84
The New York Breakfast 87
Gas Mask 88
Specialty Positions 91
Public Toilet 93
In the Dark 94
Camping 97
Port-o-Poop 98
Outhouse 101
The Mile High Club 102
Mirrors 105
A Poop Abroad 106
Aromatherapy 109
Tantric 110
Conclusion 113
About the Author 115
Produktdetails
Erscheinungsdatum
01. Mai 2010
Sprache
englisch
Seitenanzahl
128
Dateigröße
4,06 MB
Autor/Autorin
Daniel Cole Young
Verlag/Hersteller
Kopierschutz
mit Adobe-DRM-Kopierschutz
Produktart
EBOOK
Dateiformat
EPUB
ISBN
9781402253737
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