Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Julian Henby. For some
time now, Julian, the Bridget Jones of letter writing, has been
badgering decent, hard-working celebrities with a barrage of
frankly absurd correspondence, often relating to his dysfunctional
family and pets. Dear Celebrity is a compilation of some of
his finest work and includes many of the best celebrity
responses.
So, can Matthew Kelly find Henby's mother a job as a Bearded
Lady? Will Professor Lord Robert Winston be able to do anything to
help Julian's hamster, David, whose locomotion is severely impaired
by his erection which drags along the floor like a fifth leg? Will
Joanna Lumley find the time to visit Julian's elderly uncle to talk
about her career? And why does Sir Jimmy Savile insist on being the
Loch Ness monster?
The answers to these and many more questions are to be found
here. . .