Mike Albo is the author of two novels, Hornito (HarperCollins) and The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life (Bloomsbury, co-written with Virginia Heffernan), as well as the novella The Junket and the short memoir Spermhood: Diary of a Donor (both Kindle Singles). He has written for The New York Times, New York Magazine, The New Yorker, Town & Country, TED. com, and many other outlets. As a performer, he has presented more than seven solo shows, including Spermhood and The Junket, which appeared Off Broadway in 2014, and regularly performs comedy at Joe's Pub. website: mikealbo. net. IG and Twitter: @albomike