The Crabby Old Git on Cruising

Crabby's best mate, Reg, has foolishly asked for his opinion on cruise holidays.

The Old Git lets Reg have it with both propellers: Cabin grade and the effect it will have on his bank balance - and stomach; perils of the arrivals hall; the curse of the ship's paparazzi - and then there's the upgrade hustlers!

. . . And then there are his views on. . .

How to avoid the bowels from hell
Sage words on sea sickness
Being alert for geriatric entertainers with books to flog

And don't get him started on the price of shore excursions!

You never know, his views may well have you rushing to book your next cruise holiday - just so you can spot the characters and sights that the Crabby Old Git talks about - and, of course, so you can experience that feeling only a cruise holiday can give you (if you know what I mean!)