Home on the Range

"Damn, Pa, anyway," I muttered as I slapped Bessie on the butt and sent her plodding out of the barn. Here I was again, stuck on the ranch while he was off on another cattle drive. Him and Joshua. I bet they're probably sitting in a bar somewhere with two of them purty bar ladies sitting on their laps diddling with their cocks while they're ogling their tits. . .